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snorlaxatives:

hairyyfairy:

snorlaxatives:

when did freddie from icarly get ripped af what the hell

Pics or it didn’t happen

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how did this happen….. he must have gotten motivated after his relationships with sam or carly didn’t work out

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iamyourdestiny asked: My mother was talking to some guy she likes on the phone. (This idiot couldn't even remember what she looked like, and in my opinion my mother deserves better) So when she got silent, I yelled "lick my booty baby!" he said "Damn okay!!". (My mother is a strict Christian and that guy claimed to be too, she also doesn't say "bad words"). So she went off, and said "That was not me but now I see your true colors, you are dirty and you have a poop mouth! Do NOT call me or do the text". lmao YAS I WIN

latinobussy:

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah, via mcbitch2006)